Bob Markley & West Coast Pop – Eighteen is Over the Hill

Antique white lace, A plastic face, A tinfoil place, An empty space, You’re so hung-up on yourself And nothing else. (chorus) I like too much the rain, The power of my brain, The sunshine And the open road, Ahead of me. Laughing because, It’s right to laugh, Dress up at night, In the right dress. You can’t change me Into something That I’m not. (repeat chorus) I’ll hear your line, Some other time, When miming … Continue reading

D-Day – Too Young To Date Lyrics

It’s hard to ignore The boy next door He’s such a dream But I’m only fourteen He asked me out to the picture show My eyes said yes, but my mom said no No way He’s got a car And we might go far But he took off my training bra, oh! And it got back to my Ma Now I’m in big trouble Gotta stay at home And my folks ripped out the telephone … Continue reading

Gilbert O’Sullivan – Clair

Sounds much creepier than it actually was. For most of this song, Gilbert O’Sullivan sounds like he’s singing to his (much) younger girlfriend. It gets more and more awkward as he gets firm with her and orders her back in bed, but then he reveals he is not Clair’s boyfriend, but her babysitter. Clair is a real girl, the 3-year-old daughter of O’Sullivan’s manager, Gordon Mills. Gilbert did indeed babysit her and experienced the joy … Continue reading

Peter Cetera – Daddy’s Girl

When the sun goes down and it’s getting late you say it’s time for bed She just takes her time acting like she never heard a word you said Little baby wanna hold you tight she don’t ever wanna say good night She’s a lover, she wanna be Daddy’s Girl When the morning comes and it’s time to go start another day She won’t let you leave and she does her best to try to … Continue reading

Motorhead – Jailbait

Teenage baby, you’re a sweet young thing Still tied to mommy’s apron strings I don’t even dare to ask your age It’s enough to know you’re here backstage You’re jailbait and I just can’t wait Jailbait baby, come on, hey One taste baby, all I need My decision made at lightning speed I don’t even want to know your name It’s enough to know you feel the same Jailbait and I just can’t wait Jailbait … Continue reading

Alex Chilton Jailbait

Alex Chilton Jailbait Here you come Up my street Whole mess of trouble But you look so sweet An Outrage in a short-short Set me up a day in the law courts That young thing is such a tease Of course, its my main squeeze Jailbait! Jailbait! Ewwww Jailbait! Uh-huh-huh Jailbait! Everybody in the neighborhood knows that I’m up to no good Now if your family learns my name I’ll be working on the chain … Continue reading

Ringo Starr – You’re Sixteen and you’re mine

“You’re Sixteen (You’re Beautiful And You’re Mine)” (Actually starts with this call: “Okay, this is for all the little girls in the audience, including you. Goes like this.”) A one, two, one, two, three! Ho! You come on like a dream, peaches and cream, Lips like strawberry wine. You’re sixteen, you’re beautiful and you’re mine. (mine, all mine) You’re all ribbons and curls, ooh, what a girl, Eyes that sparkle and shine. You’re sixteen, you’re … Continue reading

Damn Yankees – Coming of Age

Dressed to kill and lookin’ dynamite With her high-laced stockings and her sweater so tight I asked her her name She said her name was Maybe Well she walked up to me, and she asked me to chance I said, “I am lookin’ some wild romance” She gave me a wink She said, “I should think about it, maybe” She said, “What you got babe, is what I need Your kind of love got me … Continue reading