When I first met Doreen She was barely seventeen She was drinking whiskey sours in the bar The way she tossed ’em back I would’ve had a heart attack But as it is I let her drive my car We galloped through the boroughs Like a pair of horny thoroughbreds Until I said, “Stop the car, Doreen” Well, you can roll your eyes and nod But I swear that I saw God in the moonlight … Continue reading
Category Archives: Underage Girl Songs
Well I’ve kicked around a lot since high school I’ve worked a lot of nowhere gigs From keyboard man in a rock’n ska band To haulin’ boss crude in the big rigs Now I’ve come back home to plan my next move From the comfort of my Aunt Faye’s couch When I see my little cousin Janine walk in All I could say was ow ow ouch CHORUS: Honey how you’ve grown Like a rose … Continue reading
Well I was out cruisin’, getting late and I was losin’, When I saw you walking my way, So nonchalant, I bet you get what you want, But so do I and I aint losing today. Well your hips were swinging and your jeans were clinging, You were driving me out of my mind, On a hot afternoon when there’s nothing to do, Your not the sort of thing a fellow should find, So I … Continue reading
Got a girl, her name’s Francine Finest thing you ever seen And I love her, she’s all that I want And I need her, she’s all that I need Well, Francine, oh Francis, why Do you love me and make me cry? How I love her, she’s all that I want How I need her, she’s all that I need If I ever caught her with Stevie P I’d throw her back in the Penitentiary … Continue reading
SERGE’S SONG What chance has a lonely surfer boy For the love of a surfer chick, With all these Humbert Humbert cats Coming on so big and sick? For me, my baby was a woman, For him she’s just another nymphet; Why did they run around, why did she put me down, And get me so upset? Well, as long as she’s gone away-yay, I’ve had to find somebody new, And the older generation Has … Continue reading
Well, I’m hot blooded, check it and see Got a fever of a hundred and three Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I’m hot blooded, hot blooded You don’t have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind Honey, you oughta know, yeah you oughta know Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line I just wanna know what you’re doin’ after the show Well … Continue reading
1978 Ten years in the jailer’s eye An’ I’m thinkin’ ’bout my baby, looking at my life go by Falling in the streets, I’m broke An’ I’m laughing at the poor man, talking to the blind man See the lady in the street car lights Got a whole lot to lose Television and the red, red wine So won’t you tell me, won’t you tell me the truth? Are you old enough? Are you old … Continue reading
“Jimmy, please say you’ll wait for me I’ll grow up someday, you’ll see Saving all my kisses just for you Signed with love, forever true” Joni was the girl who lived next door I’ve known her, I guess, ten years or more Joni wrote me a note one day And this is what she had to say “Jimmy, please say you’ll wait for me I’ll grow up someday, you’ll see Savin’ all my kisses just … Continue reading