It’s hard to ignore
The boy next door
He’s such a dream
But I’m only fourteen
He asked me out to the picture show
My eyes said yes, but my mom said no
No way

He’s got a car
And we might go far
But he took off my training bra, oh!
And it got back to my Ma
Now I’m in big trouble
Gotta stay at home
And my folks ripped out the telephone

Too young to date
I really need it, but I’m too young to date
I gotta have it, ’cause I can’t hardly wait
I really need it, but I’m too young to date

Maybe some day we’ll go steady
In a year or two I might be ready

Got to know the guy and his name was Michael
He just told me about my menstrual cycle
Said the blood on his finger wasn’t from a cut
Maybe someday I’ll be a teenage slut
Says he really doesn’t want to marry
He just wants to pop my cherry
Ow!

Too young to date
I really need it, but I’m too young to date
I gotta have it, ’cause I can’t hardly wait
I really need it, but I’m too young to date

Too young to date
I really need it, but I’m too young to date
I really want it, ’cause I can’t hardly wait
Oh no no no

Too young to date
I really need it, too young to date
I really want it, ’cause I can’t hardly wait
Oh no no no

Too young to date
I really need it, too young to date
I really want it, too young to date
You know I’ll get it in the end!