Jail Bait
Ive got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I cant resist the old lady’s purse
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time
Well I dont care if youre just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that youre probably clean
Theres one lil’ thing I got do to you
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time
So tell your mama that Im back in town
She likes us boys when its time to get down
Shes got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama’s brand new rage
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time
Honey you you you look so nice
Shes young shes tender
Wont you please surrender
She’s so fine shes mine
All the time, all mine mine
Its all right baby
Its quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Dont put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and Ill share her with you
Ted admitted to a number of liasons with underaged girls. And while it may have raised eyebrows, it never raised the interest of local authorities.
Ted charmed the girls parents, right along with his teenage lovers. And in the case of Pele, her mother signed papers making Ted her legal guardian.
Ted Nugent: I got the blessing of their parents, because I guess they figured “better Ted Nugent than some drug infested punk in high school”
From 2009: Hahahah
Girl Scout Cookies
I like to eat my girl scout cookies,
I could eat them all night long,
I like em late at night with a glass of milk,
them butter creams go down smooth as silk,
I like em late at night when I’m in my bed,
don’t let them girl scouts
don’t let em go to your head
(Chorus)
The coconuts just drive me wild,
I buy my cookies right from a child,
that peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of my mouth,
I love them girl scouts
east, north, west, and south
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang:
That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She come to town; she be foolin’ around
She lookin’ so clean, especi’lly down in between; what I like
It’s all right
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
A puttin’ me down as a rock-and-roll clown
Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin’ my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Down on the street you know she can’t be beat
She’s so sweet when she yanks on my meat
What the hell
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang