Lyrics:

When he comes bursting thru that door, mama leaps and hits the floor
Calling himself Louis Quatorze, he’s so young and dangerous

Oh I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back, “Honey, close your eyes and think of England”

Just one second
It’s his genuine act, as a matter of fact, Louis was horrible to me
He tears down my defenses, he pretends that I’m against him

Come back again, don’t tell me when, Louis Quatorze, always surprise me

Louis, Louis, Louis did love me, Louis Quatorze made love to me

Fourteen’s how I’ll ever be, I don’t know how long it lasts
But one thing’s for sure, Louis Quatorze must hurry to love me

And more and more and more and more, Louis Quatorze loves me some more

Louis, Louis’s locking my door, Louis’s serious, I’m delirious
He loves me just ‘cos he’s so ware, Louis’s gonna shoot me
No plays, he just doesn’t care, Louis Quatorze starts to undress me

You just don’t mess with Louis Quatorze
With his gun in my back, I start to undress
He’s my partner in this crime of happiness, ‘cos I’m just fourteen

Oh I love it when he says so seriously
With his gun in my back, “Honey, make love to me”
Repeats 2x
Louis Quatorze, I love you

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