IMPORTANT:  I was unable to find the official lyrics of this song.  This is my transcription with ?? to fill in what I can’t understand.  If you have more, please add what you know in comments!

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Ronnie Hawkins – Patricia

I had me a women in Memphis

had me one in New Orleans

i even made love to a 12 year old virgin cajun queen
ALTERNATE VERSION ONLINE:  I even made love to an albino virgin queen

I’ve been higher than the mountain tops

I’ve seen world war three

“I once slept with a Salem witch in 1643”  (updated 1-4-18)

And I thought I’d seen and done everything that the world has to do

But I knew that I was just an infant child the morning I met you

Well I stood up along side Custer and I jumped with Geronimo

[Read?] ??? with God for the very first time I don’t know which way to go

I fought beside the Ceasars and I’ve seen them Christian bouts

I even know where the light goes when the light goes out.

And I thought I’d seen and done everything that the world has to do

But I knew that I was just an infant child the morning I met you

I love Cleopatra, way across the desert sand,
I even made love to Venus when she had both her hands  (updated 7-5-22)

I walked across Louisiana,
and I’ve kissed some ???mojo hand??

I even voodooed the who-dooed woman, that voodooed the who-dooed man.

Well I thought I’d seen and done everything that the world has to do

But I knew that I was just an infant child the morning I loved you

Yes I loved every woman,
if only in my dreams,

But you are the wildest, weirdest, freakiest bitch, I have ever seen.

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This is the original version that mentions the 12 year old virgin queen

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This is the modified version that mentions the albino virgin queen