When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13 year old punk rocker’s chest started to sprout

And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula

Our attention’s undivided, dammit we’re excited
‘Cause Ursula finally has tits, alright
Ursula finally has tits, outta sight
Ursula finally has tits, now she’s cool
Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits

She went to the drug store and I saw what she bought
Max-Pads, tampons and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there’s something that she needs to get off her chest

And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention’s undivided, dammit we’re excited
‘Cause Ursula finally has tits