“16 Candles” (originally by The Crests in 1958) Also covered by Roy Orbison Stray Cats covered it for a movie “Sixteen Candles” Jerry Lee Lewis covered the song, as well as the Passions, and Jackson 5! Thanks to reader “Paul” for suggesting 16 Candles for Inclusion!! 16 Candles Happy birthday, happy birthday, baby Oh, I love you so Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight (as your eyes … Continue reading
Category Archives: Underage Girl Songs
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I’ll never wear a frown!!! Kinko’s in his Kinko car, pockets full of change lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes. All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts. -Hi boys and girls, … Continue reading
I want a little girl to love a lot I’d give her everything that I’ve got For a little girl who’d fall in love with me I want a little girl, she may not look Like the kind in a picture book But if she can cook she’ll suit me to a T She don’t have to wave her hair Or dress in fancy clothes And I wouldn’t even care if she don’t wear silken … Continue reading
Hey well I’m a friendly stranger in a black sedan Won’t you hop inside my car. I got pictures, got candy I’m a loveable man And I can take you to the nearest star. I’m your vehicle baby I’ll take you anywhere you wanna go. I’m your vehicle woman But I’m not sure you know That I love ya I need ya I want ya, Got to have you child, Great God in heaven you … Continue reading
Hangin’ round downtown by myself, And I had so much time, Just sittin’ think about myself. And there she was, Like double cherry pie. Yeah there she was Like disco super-fly. I smell sex and candy here. Who’s that lounging in my chair? Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction? Momma this surely is a dream. Yeah. Yeah momma this surely is a dream. Hangin’ round downtown by myself, And I’d had too much … Continue reading
This song is NOT about underage sex, and the writer had the chance to add a line that would have clarified its intent. He left it out intentionally, to keep both the ambiguity and creepiness in tact.“On the surface, this is an incredibly creepy song about about a man with bad intentions stalking a child. Kinks frontman Ray Davies, who wrote the song, explained that it is actually about a divorced dad who only gets … Continue reading
Lemon Incest Artist: Serge Gainsbourg / Charlotte Gainsbourg? Song: Lemon Incest Sitting next to her (Whitney Houston) was France’s greatest pop icon, the beloved Serge Gainsbourg. This haggard fifty-eight-year-old drunk seemed to be an entirely different species than America’s sweetheart. After decades of performing absurdly dirty songs, ranging from breathy orgasm pop (“Je T’aime … Moi Non Plus”) to a sex song performed with his underage daughter (“Lemon Incest” with Charlotte Gainsbourg, now an international … Continue reading
”Sex with Minors” 援助交際 The original song belongs to Hatsune/Hagane Miku. Also a version by Haku. UNCONFIRMED TRANSLATION This is a translated version of the song: What do you think about, you who don’t open your heart, but spread open your crotch? If the value of existence is in there, then I think that’s fine. What is the objective of you who don’t open your heart, but spread open your crotch? Do you want money … Continue reading