Benny Mardones – Into The Night

Benny Mardones – Into the Night She’s just sixteen years old Leave her alone, they say Separated by fools Who don’t know what love is yet But I want you to know – CHORUS If I could fly I’d pick you up I’d take you into the night And show you a love Like you’ve never seen – ever seen. It’s like having a dream Where nobody has a heart It’s like having it all … Continue reading

Steely Dan – Realing In The Years

Steely Dan – Realing In The Years Your everlasting summer, you can see it fading fast So you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last Well, you wouldn’t even know a diamond if you held it in your hand The things you think are precious, I can’t understand Are you reelin’ in the years? Stowin’ away the time Are you gatherin’ up the tears? Have you had enough of mine? Are … Continue reading

Martin Mull – The Humming Song Parody

Martin Mull – The Humming Song  Last night I took you home And we began to hmmmmm, hmmm hmmm You were such a hmmmmm, hmmm hmmm…hmm hmm hmm hmm Only seventeen… Hmmm hmmm, hmm hmm hmm, rubber shirts Hmmm hmmm, hmm hmm hmm, leather skirts Hmmm hmmm…hmm hmm hmm hmm… And jars of vaseline. Hmmm, hmmm Hmmm, Hmmm Hmmm, Hmmm HMMM…Hmmmm Pick up the soap… Hmmm hmmm Hmmm, HMMM hmmm…Hmmmm Mayonaise and rope… Then from … Continue reading

UFO – Rock Bottom

“Rock Bottom” Seventeen a nature’s queen, know what I mean Twenty one, a long one, and you can see the numbers run Now you look so peaceful, lyin’ there asleep With the wings of God above you, before the spirits meet Rock bottom, rock bottom, rock bottom Rock bottom, rock bottom, rock bottom Shadow work is closin’ in above the lamps in your street Lucifer goes walkin’ down free to meet Minutes pass so slowly … Continue reading

David Lee Roth – Baby’s On Fire

“Baby’s On Fire” David Lee Roth Ah Ah WoahWoman, I’ve been thinkin’ That we belong together My intentions are bad There’s a richer man, but none better I am two parts diamond Some say three parts dirt I say, “No one moves, Nobody gets hurt!” And mom throws up her hands Says, “Girl you lost your mind? You look like 17 child goin’ on 29” Baby’s on fire Just admit it’s true I would call … Continue reading

Van Morrison & Them — Hey Girl

Van Morrison & Them — Hey Girl Let’s go walking where the boats go by And watch them sail across the bay Let me hold your hand in the morning fog Little child, I wanna walk your dog Hey, hey, girl Hey, hey, girl You’re so young I don’t know what to do And let’s go walking up that mountain slope And look down on the city down below And I will make a fool … Continue reading

Beastie Boys – The New Style

“The New Style” by the Beastie Boys In this song, the group takes a “dig” at Zeppelin and their well known penchant for underage girls. And on the cool check in Center stage on the mic And we’re puttin’ it on wax It’s the new style Four and three and two and one What up! And when I’m on the mic – the suckers run (Word!) Down with Adrock and Mike D. and you ain’t … Continue reading

Led Zeppelin – Candy Store Rock

There is so much history of Zeppelin and young girls that you need to read between the lines. “Candy Store Rock” Well… Oh baby baby. Don’t you want a man like me? Oh baby baby, I’m just as sweet as anybody could be Oh baby baby, I want to look to your eyes, of blue Oh baby baby, It’s more than anybody else could do Well… Oh baby baby. You know when I see you … Continue reading