Premarital Sex by Daniel Johnston

Premarital Sex – Songs of Pain (1981), Early Recordings Volume I (2003) First you say you will Then you say you won’t Then you say you’re waiting for that special someone You will have some day It’s guilty temptation Adolescent lust Now you’ve got more than pimples popping out First you say that you will But you know you won’t But you gotta get your thrill Don’t look at me Go ahead and take the … Continue reading

Ursula Finally Has Tits – The Queers

When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl Even before her first pubic hair would curl Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out Man that 13 year old punk rocker’s chest started to sprout And we all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula We all love her, Ursula Our attention’s undivided, dammit we’re excited ‘Cause Ursula finally has tits, alright Ursula finally has tits, outta sight Ursula finally has … Continue reading

Teenage Love Affair – Rick Derringer

Rick Derringer – Teenage Love Affair I thought she noticed me when I saw her She seemed to check me out right away So I asked her name, I played the old game Her reception seemed to be okay She was a little thing, about fifteen And she liked to make the schoolboys stare It was an instant cosmic meet A teenage love affair It was getting hotter, minute by minute Every second brought her … Continue reading

Flower – Pansy Division Liz Phair

Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs Every time you pass me by I heave a sigh of pain Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste I wanna fuck you like a dog Take you home and make you like it Everything you ever wanted Everything you ever thought of Everything I’ll do to you I’ll fuck you in your union suit Your face … Continue reading

She Got to Move Me – Grand Funk Railroad

Feelin’ kind of down ’cause I needed some female company Suddenly I felt this pair of eyes starin’ at me She got to move me, she got the soul No one would have told me she was only fourteen years old How was I to know? She said Get it up baby, don’t you want me to shake that thing? Get it up baby, drive me crazy, I’ll do anything Get it up baby, I … Continue reading

The Infant Kiss – Kate Bush

I say goodnight night I tuck him in tight But things are not right What is this? An infant kiss That sends my body tingling I’ve never fallen for A little boy before no control Just a kid and just a school Back home they’d call me dirty His little hand is on my heart He’s got me where it hurts me Knock, knock, who’s there in this baby? You know how to work me … Continue reading

Holding You, Loving You – Don Blackman

I feel that we should take the time Express whats in our hearts and mind I know we have many things to say We shouldn’t waste another day Why don’t we give love a chance Bring back into our romance The things we hold so close, my dear Understanding, closeness, fears Life is now a different scene The maid is only 17 Some people think that shes too young They say her life has just … Continue reading

She Can’t Do Anything Wrong – Bob Seger

Sixteen years and she lets ’em show Little bitty queen dancin’ on the floor High heeled shoes keep her right on time Body makes a little boy lose his mind And she knows she can’t do anything wrong Music’s hot and the night is loud Rhythm from the band burnin’ through the crowd Baby sixteen she’s goin’ strong She loves to rock and roll it all night long And she knows she can’t do anything … Continue reading