John Sebastian – Lovin Spoonful – The Younger Girl

She’s one of those girls, Who seems to come in the spring. One look in her eyes, And you forget everything, You had ready to say. And I saw her today, yeah. A younger girl Keeps rollin’ ‘cross my mind. No matter how much I try, I can’t seem to leave her memory behind. I remember her eyes, Soft dark and brown. Said she’d never been in trouble, Even in town A younger girl Keeps … Continue reading

Andy Partridge – Young Cleopatra

I see them offering you gum I hear their swarming scooters hum A tribe of polyester warriors spellbound They bring you offerings to please Like cigarettes or new LP’s You’ll have them on their knees and begging Just to play with your comb One glance from those two eyes Will seal your playground empire My oh my, what a sight for sore eyes, young Cleopatra My oh my, what a wonderful prize, young Cleopatra You’ll … Continue reading

R Dean Taylor — Shadow

Shadow you drag me down But everyday I love you more Shadow you bring me down And everyday I need you more Than the day before Body of a woman Mind of a child Shadow you sure do drive me wild You’re only 14 years old Shadow it’s in your touch All those things that I just don’t know Shadow you mean so much I never thought I had so far to go I need … Continue reading

Playground Bangaround – and other Urban Legends

I keep finding to crazy song references by Gary Glitter … However they were ALL FAKE. The song in question — Playground Bang-around — was part of the parody known as Brass Eye – Pedophile Edition.  It was performed for the parody show by a performer known as “Ryc Spangle”. From the net, the words are: I’m gonna ride inside, A little boy on the slide, Little girl on the swing, I shall sing, hold … Continue reading

Waterfront – cry

Please don’t apologize Just let me wipe the tears away Don’t mean to act surprised If it’s all right I’d like to stay, yeah I know that you are not a child But there’s one thing that I love about you Your style Cry, please don’t cry Cry, please don’t cry I know you’re just sixteen But looking all of twenty-one (Twenty-one, you’ll be married with a gun) Daddy would go to jail for you … Continue reading

Boogie Down Productions – 13 & Good

I don’t know .. this one takes strange to a new level with Blackmail. “Shifting uncomfortably in his seat at a recent dinner party- KRS-1 (aka Lawrence Parker)  apologised today for the accidental playing of ’13 and good’ on his Ipod shuffle. The forgotten single from BDP’s classic Sex and Violence album, details a sexual encounter with a 13 year old, who KRS sleeps with, boasts to his friends about and then narrowly avoids being … Continue reading

Chocolate Overdose – Under the Blanket

Strange Song: htp://bop.fm/s/chocolate-overdose/under-this-blanket Under this blanket so cold. She’s five years old And it’s just here, she’s so bare And blood runs through the centre of my body She has got my family name Everything is just the same And it’s near and it’s here And blood runs through the centre of my body Now she sleeps, doesn’t dream of sheep But between all creeps, she’s the queen Now she sleeps, doesn’t dream of sheep … Continue reading

Forgotten Rebels – Time to Run

Hey, little girl, or really are you a little girl? I remember meeting you on the scene, I fell for you though you’re just fourteen. Hey Lolita, if you ever need a place to stay, if you ever just want to get away, come on with me, a runaway. I had her back here with me. I remember her face. Then someone squealed to the pigs, now she’s gone away. And there’s no time for … Continue reading